Vanderpump Rules Recap: Adiós Amigos

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But lucky for us, all good things must come to an end. Tonight, things will heat up at Sur when Taylor has a big blow-up with James Kennedy. How do you feel this season is going for you? I was really intoxicated. It looked really bad—worse than it was.

Young and the restless should’ve offered him a damn near blank check to return. They really fucked up big time. Now theyre stuck with that lousy actor who looks like he’s 60 as Billy.

Share this article Share ‘It happened so fast,’ she told James, who failed to hide his excitement at the scandalous news. Faith told James Kennedy that she had sex with Jax after he sent her direct messages on Twitter Family talk: Brittany Cartwright beamed earlier when Jax talked about having children with her ‘He has no condom on, and I’m on my back and my legs are up in that air and he goes, ”Are you on both control” and I go, ”Well, no. That situation can lead to something bigger than that.

Faith revealed that Jax was not wearing a condom and she has not had her period Shocked reaction: James could not hide his shock about learning that Jax and Faith had sex in front of a sleeping pensioner James failed to express concern, instead showing obvious joy at the news and smiling in a confessional later as he said: My head would explode. Oh my God…’ Tom Sandoval was the first to warn Jax about the rumor while they were all at Scheana Marie’s birthday party, with Jax insisting: I’m in a great relationship, I would never — I’m past that.

The British DJ said his head would explode if Faith was pregnant and predicted she would keep the baby Jax, real name Jason Michael Cauchi, then went up to Faith and asked her to ‘let them know it’s not true,’ asking her when she remained quiet: Are you really doing this to me?

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I then get rage texts from her. Maybe marriage really has changed TomKat. As Stassi succinctly puts it in a confessional: Bonus points to the producers for cutting to a scene of him suggestively shaking a cocktail. Her party is sort of their public debut as a couple, and her outfit is, as always, extra:

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We don’t send regular emails, we send cool emails We’ll send you an email once a week with only the best stuff we put out. Scheana as a person is perpetually stuck in like, , so it makes sense that her own makeup decisions would be. Jax and James discuss their friendship, which basically boils down to the fact that James is Jax, 13 years ago. Life can be funny like that sometimes. Nice effort, try again. James brings up the very valid point that now Lala is friends with Stassi even after Stassi and all her friends called her a whore for years.

Stassi, how did the idea of you event planning come up? Well I needed a story line, so I always wanted to be like Lisa. Who are you, and what have you done with Ariana?? This entire reunion is fucking savage. Nobody is talking in turn. Everybody is out for blood. Even if I was sober, I could not keep up with this rapid-fire pace.

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Katie is there, though. The crux of those texts were complaints that Scheana was talking to Ariana, a girl Kristen still hates in spite of the fact that she swears she is currently the single happiest girl in all the land. Seriously, there was a contest held at a local asylum and she won! Wait — has anyone officially declared him a homosapien? This entire group is taking the roast very seriously.

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Did Jax Taylor Get Another Woman Pregnant While Cheating on Brittany Cartwright?

Just when you thought this season of Vanderpump Rules couldn’t get any more scandalous, our favorite SUR squad goes and proves us wrong. This time, the crew was abuzz with rumors that exes Kristen Doute and James Kennedy hooked up during their trip to Mexico. Kristen and James both denied that the alleged hookup took place during Monday night’s episode of Vanderpump Rules.

He did not say it. Kristen Doute Sure Has Some Thoughts Kristen is referring to the moment when Tom Sandoval asked James if he had hung out with Kristen the night before their golf outing, to which he replied, “I mean, a little bit, but not really.

Ah, another season at SUR. The rosé is flowing, friendships have fallen apart, Jax Taylor has started a sex scandal and our patron saint Lisa Vanderpump wonders why the bloody hell she’s hired.

Vanderpump Rules Reunion Review: All About Stassi and Jax. Prev Article Next Article As predicted, Stassi Schroeder and Jax Taylor dominated the one-hour Vanderpump Rules reunion special with their torrid relationship and the trail of crap that transpired behind it. In short, this reunion sucked hard… There could be a lot of reasons why most people felt that the Vanderpump Rules reunion was lackluster, but the numero uno reason for me was it had no choice but to focus mainly on Jax and Stassi.

Because the actual season did the exact same thing. If I was Lisa Vanderpump, I would have told him to kick rocks till his toes bled if he even thought about asking for his job back.

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I selected the Blu-ray from the cupboard and shot a smirk her way. Have you seen those eyes? How do you say no to her, ever? Peyton had one eyebrow raised.

We’re dropped a bomb that Kristen and James hooked up but we have to wait until the flashbacks to see what went down. First we see James kicking it in the DJ booth and I have to say it sounds.

He lives with the genetic heart disorder “family flaw” as Gemma calls it that his brother Thomas “Tommy” Teller died from at the age of six. He has served time in prison for smuggling and gun-running. He married Wendy Case , but filed for divorce because of her drug habit. After Wendy got clean, they reconciled and conceived a son, Abel.

Overwhelmed by the idea of being a father and tired of fighting with Wendy, Jax leaves his pregnant wife, allowing her to continue to live in his home while he moved into the clubhouse. Left on her own, Wendy begins using again and winds up overdosing.

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Share Ah, another season at SUR. I then get rage texts from her. Maybe marriage really has changed TomKat.

The rumor mill is going wild over the issue of Jax and Kristen’s alleged hook-up. Kristen is in full on denial. Gay Tom doesn’t believe the rumors.

I then get rage texts from her. Maybe marriage really has changed TomKat. Bonus points to the producers for cutting to a scene of him suggestively shaking a cocktail. Her party is sort of their public debut as a couple, and her outfit is, as always, extra: The birthday girl glides in wearing a gold gown from the bedroom she converted into a walk-in closet. But Kristen Doute — who, by the way, has been tragically missing from most of the premiere — pops into the party and tells the camera her maybe-friend should slow down.

Scheana and Rob split in October. Tom Sandoval pulls Jax aside to ask if he really cheated on Brittany with Faith. Meanwhile, Faith is sitting alone in a booth, near tears, so DJ James Kennedy takes a break from laying down sick beats to comfort her … and get the scoop. Jax reached out to her on Twitter, she says, and came to that house, where they had sex. In front of the sleeping elderly woman. Faith flees, and Kristen tries to convince her to come back inside and clear the air.

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Print Vanderpump Rules has returned. Vanderpump Rules is a dumb show about a dumb restaurant and all the dumb people who work there. The cast members are career bartenders and servers who moved to L. Also, the cast would barely fit into a subway car: Kristen When we last saw her: Things to keep in mind:

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It truly had it all, motorcycle gangs although they called them clubs handsome and bad-ass dudes, drug dealers that were really good guys, cops that were really bad guys, and lots and lots of drama. The show was truly excellent, as long as you did not mind the very good chance that your favorite character was going to be killed, that is. One of the things that made Sons of Anarchy even better though, was all the totally hot chicks on the show.

Some of them were good girls, some were bad girls, some were FBI agents and some were strippers, but pretty much all of them were hot. And let’s face it, the drugs, the money and the allure of being in a cool motorcycle club must have been pretty tempting, but there was one thing that probably made it even cooler to be in the “Sons of Anarchy,” and that was all the hot women that were constantly around.

It is not the easiest thing to narrow it down to just 15 hot women that were on that show, believe you me, but I had a job to do and I did it the best way that I could.

Vanderpump Rules: So Did Exes James Kennedy and Kristen Doute Actually Hook Up?

I know, right off the bat, super aggressive, but I need to be honest. For a few episodes actually, until The Bachelor started and I was forced to make a choice, and I left my Vanderpump recaps behind. I know, I am ashamed of myself too. I chose Nick Viall over something that was on Bravo and featured Lisa Vanderpump, two of my favorite things. But I will pass blame and say you all seemed to be way bigger fans of the Bachelor recaps, and two hours of Bachelor to recap is a lot of work.

But I am sorry.

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A post shared by Jax mrjaxtaylor on Apr 15, at 2: Well, technically, he was kicked out, but whatever. The Vanderpump Rules crew stares open-mouthed as the chaos settles and no one can quite understand what the hell just happened to set Jax off. Stassi manages to get the convo to turn to her relationship with Patrick and his manbun. The artist formerly known as LaLa rolls up to the recording studio.

There she meets James who has been busy mixing her music. Does James have a bottle of booze next to his soda? The Toms break out their crappy beer and don hard hats as they peruse the TomTom site. They look like a couple of village people as they prod around the restaurant site.

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